Engagement is Weird...

Calling someone your "fiance" is really strange. I don't want to turn BOTS into a venue for my complaints about engagement woes, but it may very well happen. People are sooooo weird.

Here's a scene from work when I first came in with the ring (remember, I'm at a new job now so I don't know these people very well).

Boss Man: Is that a new bauble? (he really said bauble too)
Kat: Yes.
Boss Man: Am I to understand that it's an engagement ring?
Kat: Yes.
Annoying Female Snoopy Co-Worker: OH MY GAWD! You got engaged and you didn't tell anyone???
Kat: Um, well, I didn't want to run in and scream, "I'm engaged everyone!"
Boss Man: Hmmmm....so, you'll need vacation time for a honeymoon. And then come the babies....
Then he walked away muttering.

I think I'm in for quite a ride kids! And we haven't even picked a date yet!

10 In Human Years

The Starbucks People Won’t Like This

Hi, my name is Agnes and I am a coffee drinker. I have been a coffee drinker since 1998. My relationship with the coffee was the typical right of passage, really. I graduated college and went straight into the corporate world, which included a long commute. I became a coffee drinker on day 2 of my first full-time job in June of 1998. It helped wake me up and adjust to a schedule that my body had never before experienced. A college student schedule is far different from that of an over-worked rookie in the advertising business in San Francisco. I had my stainless steel travel mug that held 16 oz. of the good stuff. The amount never really increased, with the occasional trip to Starbucks for my favorite white chocolate mocha fix. This was the norm for many years. That is until last December.

I was visiting my parents over Christmas. I had my usual cup of coffee in the morning, a little bit of breakfast, and headed out to the grocery store with my mom. Suddenly, I got all jittery and my heart started to race. I tend to have a little bit of anxiety whenever my body does something unpredictable, and the combination of caffeine-induced jitters and anxiety resulted in me wanting to crawl in a corner and rock back & forth until it went away. This happened every morning for 2 days until my mom suggested that maybe I cut down to ½ a cup of coffee in the morning.

This seemed to help. At first. But after a couple of weeks it started up again. WTF! I was already cutting down! I attempted to stop cold turkey. Unfortunately, that’s when the coffee withdrawals started, especially the life-stopping headache that no amount of Advil could tame.

So now I’m down to ¼ cup of coffee in the morning. But guess what? The jitters are back. I can’t win. Do I face the jitters and drink less and less until I’m down to a teaspoon a day? Or do I go cold turkey and face the hammers in my head? Why is this stuff legal?

Pole Hogs!

Hey guys! Sorry it's been so long, but we're busy chickies!

I took this picture this morning of a Pole Hog. A Pole Hog is a person who leans their whole body against a pole in the subway so that no one else can hold on to it. That sh!t don't fly during rush hour. I normally just wriggle my hand around the pole anyway, digging into the hog's back along the way. They get the hint eventually. Sometimes, however, I don't feel good about touching any part of the hog (you never know where people have been) so I stand there balancing and cursing them.

Today, I saw this hog and went to hold the pole. He was leaning so hard on it, that I couldn't even wriggle on. I said, "Excuse me!" He ignored me (typical). I mumbled something about all the a$$holes that ride the subways. Then, I took his picture as an example for the rest. Don't be a Pole Hog people! Or BOTS will call your s$$ out!

Kat did it..

That beyatch went and got engaged on me! *sigh* Another one bites the dust. I also started a new job and life outside of the blogging world all the sudden got very complicated. They're both great things - not so great for blogging though. We'll try to post as much as we can and will hopefully get back in the groove soon!

Happy Holidays!!

I just wanted to post and say happy holidays and Merry Christmas to everyone, I'm sorry I haven't posted in a while, unfortunately I just don't have the time or the energy right now to be able to do it. Thanks again to everyone for all of their encouraging words and great posts. I will be back, and will be checking in on your posts when I get a chance. Happy new year everyone.

k

I'm lazy

I freely admit that but even I wouldn't go so far as to walk out of the house in rollers. Ok, let's be real I would never take the time to put rollers in my hair in the first place but that's besides the point. This woman got on my train the other day. Now if you're wondering if she was put together otherwise - well not even close. The b!tch was wearing black leggings and a black shirt (under her white coat) covered and I do mean completely covered in cat hair! I mean she seemed normal otherwise, just reading a paper with the rest of the rat race but seriously take care of your hair before you walk out the door! Unfortunately you can't see the one on top of her head too well but that was by far my favorite! I was starting to wonder if she was doing a story for some magazine like let's see how many people will tell her she left some rollers in but they usually use models for that sh!t and she definitely wasn't. Plus there were no photogrpahers lurking about. Ahhh only in NYC kids!